June 13, 2008

T+01:42:37

Well, as of 7:12p last night, 1 hour and 42 minutes after official class time, I successfully graduated from my second community college. It was the final for the one class I was taking this semester. I'd say I completed it in a little over an hour and because I was waiting for my classmate to finish, I spent the rest of the time checking my work. I came up with a delightful way to describe how incredibly awesome this test was on the easy scale. It goes like this:

Brian walked in not exactly knowing what to expect. Finals can always be tricky and especially so if they're comprehensive. But when the moment of truth came and all the studying would be put to the test (pun intended), Brian gazed at the test for a moment and immediately sized it up. Quietly pulling out his six-shooter, he said "Okay Final, time to dance."

It was a beautiful test, with very delightful questions and I screamed through it at speeds unheard of by mortal man. It felt good. I was checked at one spot but came back later and gave it a what for. Several-variable calculus final, you got pwned!

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